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Let's take a stroll down memory lane to support for Israel by wearing Tzizit or a flag, and the joy of lighting Chanukah candles within the reach of babies, with the Kibbitzer's pictures of laughter from last month. We want to thank David Kilimnick for complaining about chocolate covered coins that everybody else likes.
Wearing Israeli flags. Showing their support for Israel at the rally in DC. It would’ve been smarter if they brought coats. Based on my experience as a Zionist, flags don’t work as good windbreakers... Now looking at it. All the people with jackets don't truly care. The real supporters of Israel don't need coats.
Chocolate coins have to be the biggest rip off. Inflation on this currency is beyond explanation. And 7-Eleven still doesn’t take chocolate as legal tender.
That’s what soldiers look like when they’re going to war in comfortable undershirt Tzitzit. Unity. Smiling and happy, with an unkempt beard… If the Palestinians would just be able to enjoy a decent thread count of cotton like our soldiers…
No shul family event should start until there’s fire for kids to run around... Whoever thought the three-month-old lighting is a good idea. Even Beit Shamai would be against that (probably the biggest diss in Judaism- bringing in Beit Shamai just hurts). (photo: jewishboston.com)
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Iran’s IRGC is now the Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corpse. You get it? Was a Corps. Now it’s a Corpse. We added the “e.” Bringing you a feel-good pun. 
Guy slips at work. Since Sakanat Nifashot is very important, they put up a stick figure, mocking his fall. Would be funnier with a hard hat flying off too. I think he whacked his head on the metal stairs. Boy. That would’ve been funny if the stick figure smashed their head like Mike Tinsker.
Click on the picture for tickets to share laughs with David Kilimnick in Jerusalem on Thursday, February 12th
Everybody must fight in a Milchemet Mitzvah. (Rambam Hilchot Melachim 5:2) A war to protect Israel from enemies “you force the nation to go out.” Rambam left out the part, “Unless if you’re Charedi.” I said it.
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The Kibbitzer, where we take Jewish comedy seriously!!! If you are offended, it's satire written by David Kilimnick and poorly edited by David Kilimnick.
So, blame his pseudonyms.
A friend of the Off The Wall Comedy Theater, JHF and The Kibbitzer are here to bring unity and Jewish connection for you, in honor of Rabbi Kilimnick ZT"L.
The Kibbitzer is Funded by the JHF (The Jewish Humor Foundation) and you.
Contact us to share ideas, make a donation and to sponsor Harbatzas Tzchok, the spreading of tradition through laughter, with articles or series in honor and memory of your loved ones.
The Kibbitzer, where we take Jewish comedy seriously!!! If you are offended, it's satire written by David Kilimnick and poorly edited by David Kilimnick.
So, blame his pseudonyms.
A friend of the Off The Wall Comedy Theater, JHF and The Kibbitzer are here to bring unity and Jewish connection for you, in honor of Rabbi Kilimnick ZT"L.
The Kibbitzer is Funded by the JHF (The Jewish Humor Foundation) and you.
Contact us to share ideas, make a donation and to sponsor Harbatzas Tzchok, the spreading of tradition through laughter, with articles or series in honor and memory of your loved ones.
12/9/2023
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