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Let's take a stroll down memory lane, with the Kibbitzer's pictues from the past few months. We want to thank David Kilimnick and Mordechai Stein for sharing what's wrong with their lives, with us. 
Voting in April, Israelis stick strong to tradition. When we vote in Israel, we make sure that no technology is used... The people in the back are baffled and amused that the president of Israel has to mail his own letters.
Practicing the Yom HaAtzmaut, Israeli Independence Day tradition of hanging the flag from my car window, until I forget and leave the window down.
This is what being at home does to kids. She now believes that if she is close enough, she can meet those people... We will keep trying to figure out why little ones stand right at the TV.
His window reads 'thanks to You G-d.' He cut me off. Left to right lane. No blinkers. I hope people with belief in H' follow traffic rules in the future. I believe that will make the roads safer... He might have added that sticker because he knew he would cut me off. (David Kilimnick getting out his frustration)
The Israel hotel breakfast smuggling mechanism. I never thought I would be able to sneak that much out... All excited about the food, we left the baby in the dining room.
Mordechai's Frum front door... That's Frum. A family that uses their washing cup (Natlan for Negel Vasser) to water the plants. That's a religious home... Those plants have been watered and purified. The neighbors are wondering why there is no rose spout on it.
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Why did the Maror have trouble talking? It was hoarseradish. You get it? It was hoarse. A soar throat. The root is therefore called a horseradish. If you don’t know, the pony’s favorite vegetable is the horseradish. That's also true. 
The drying rack has been tinfoiled. I can now use it on Pesach.
David Kilimnick - Israel's "Father of Anglo Comedy" (JPost) is not touring with his Israel solidarity show. Bring David to your community, college campus, shul, home, to share laughs of Jewish unity... 585-738-9233 [email protected]
(Rambam- Hilchot Matzah 7:6-7) We have to lean when eating, to feel like a king. Kings recline. Kings also spill wine and stain their shirts. This is to remember (Deverim 16:3) “Remember the day you left Mitzrayim.” I am assuming we were leaning a lot on that day, and we needed to find water to clean the clothes that got spilled on. Midrash Rabbah learns it from (Shemot 13:18) “And H’ led the people roundabout.” Which means they spilled on their shirts in the desert. Gd found a roundabout way to get us to ruin our clothes. The point of this law is that Gd wanted us to stain our clothes. And thus we lean at the Seder, because kings walked around with wine all over them.
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The Kibbitzer, where we take Jewish comedy seriously!!! If you are offended, it's satire.
A friend of the Off The Wall Comedy Theater, JHF and The Kibbitzer are here to bring unity and Jewish connection for you, in honor of Rabbi Kilimnick ZT"L.
The Kibbitzer is Funded by the JHF (The Jewish Humor Foundation) and you.
Contact us to make a donation and to sponsor Harbatzas Tzchok, the spreading of tradition through laughter, with articles or series in honor and memory of your loved ones.
6/17/2021
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