I have a runny nose
It's been running all day I did show up to work My runny nose does not support me It does not pay I don't have COVID Calm the hell down I have a runny nose It's been running all day Where were you yesterday When I was coughing You didn't say feel better Now I have a runny nose It was seventy then thirty degrees You didn't blame the weather I don't have COVID Calm the hell down I have a runny nose It's been running all day The amount of mucus in my nose I have no idea where it is coming from Yes I sneezed My nose hasn't moved But it's running I am not a murderer I don't have COVID Calm the hell down I have a runny nose It's been running all day I will keep coughing. I will keep sneezing. I will keep working. I am not sinning. I slept standing. And yes I am Chuching. I can't smell. But you smell disgusting. You are the one who is killing people. If I wasn't sick, I would run from you. I don't have COVID Calm the hell down I have a runny nose It's been running all day My nose is very tired now It's been running all day Calm down or I will sneeze Now it is you care There is something is in the air I hope you freeze I will sneeze That was me I did not cover my nose I am proud I will sneeze ***I pray for the day all mankind will be able to sneeze as one. A day where once again, mankind will be able to cough and blow their nose, and not be considered a monster. Tags:
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Comedy in Crisis… Yes! A stand-up show about sickness! Three years in the waiting room and David shares the reality of love, hardship and joy with you in laughs.
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The Kibbitzer, where we take Jewish comedy seriously!!! If you are offended, it's satire written by David Kilimnick and poorly edited by David Kilimnick.
So, blame his pseudonyms.
A friend of the Off The Wall Comedy Theater, JHF and The Kibbitzer are here to bring unity and Jewish connection for you, in honor of Rabbi Kilimnick ZT"L.
The Kibbitzer is Funded by the JHF (The Jewish Humor Foundation) and you.
Contact us to share ideas, make a donation and to sponsor Harbatzas Tzchok, the spreading of tradition through laughter, with articles or series in honor and memory of your loved ones.
5/2/2026
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