The Kibbitzer Photo Album XXXVIII

Let's take a stroll down memory lane to David complaining about people not going for car washes in Israel, putting his stuff in storage and enemies that should die like gourds on Rosh Hashana, with Kibbitzer's pictures of laughter from last month. We want to thank David Kilimnick for taking stones from a grave, so his ancestors will stones on their headstones.

That’s how you know the man is a true settler. A true Israeli settler never cleans his car... You can’t even read the license plate. Must be very right-wing.

Storage. That’s stuff I will never go through… Thought it was a good idea when I put it in there. At least it’s in Israel.

I was at the cemetery, and I had no stones. I was trying to figure out where people get the stones to put on top of the headstones. I want to thank Moishe for helping with the stones for my family... Somebody already emptied Eli and Louis' supply... Sorry I didn’t notice your grave before I needed the stones. LAlyas Nishama.

Our enemies should die like squash. They should be squashed like squash and die... I’m just working on the Rosh Hashana Simanim and my ability to curse enemies with vegetation. I feel like the gourd family allows me to get out my anger at our foes.