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Let's take a stroll down memory lane to David complaining about dogs drinking coffee, Siddur holders in the back of his neck at shul and how he is mad at Kibbutz Lavi carpentry, all while trying to figure out why all these Hamas supporters have COVID with the Kibbitzer's pictures of laughter from last month. We want to thank David Kilimnick for sharing his new style for Tisha BAv with his Converse All-Stars and extremely ugly socks.
Mazel Tov. It’s a dog... I think it’s great when people give birth to dogs. Dogs are just not good on deciding what to order. And that isn’t fun when I’m waiting for them to choose latte or americano. I waited on line for a good ten minutes for that dog to make a decision as to what coffee it wanted. At some point, I decided to cut him. At least the dog is focused on the menu. Maybe on the guy’s shorts. I am not sure.
Proof, as seen at the Monticello shul. The Siddur holder angle was correct a hundred years ago. Which is why I don't think shuls should renovate. Due to new design, I get smacked in the neck by the guy’s Chumash every Shabbat... Kibbutz Lavi furniture is causing baseless hatred.
Hamas supporters are still suffering from COVID, and nobody is talking about it. You’ve got to feel for them. It’s probably Israel that’s giving it to them. (ABC News Nassau County)
That man is ready for Tisha BAv. He’s got his Converse All-Stars and the overuse of socks to express lament... The only people who can make Converse All-Stars not look good.
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Jews in Denmark wait till Shkiyah (sunset) to eat their dessert, because it’s DayNisht. You get it? Danish. DayNisht. That's Yiddish for "not day." Danish, the pastry. Jews in Denmark spoke Yiddish while eating Danish. 
Ceasefire- a) Iran and Hamas are allowed to shoot. Sentence: “There’s a ceasefire. Hezbollah is attacking.” b) Israel is not allowed to defend itself. See Hezbollah for the true meaning of ceasefire, which means to shoot rockets at Israel. Also see American and European news outlets for people who get mad when Jews aren’t being killed. c) A chance for Iran to load up their weapons and attack.
Show was amazing... Looking forward to sharing laughs with your community. Shoot an email to [email protected] to bring David out for laughs and song.
Shulchan Aruch (Even HaEzer 21) teaches. “Man must stay very far from women.” And that’s how dating works. For more Torah education on how to court a woman…
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The Kibbitzer, where we take Jewish comedy seriously!!! If you are offended, it's satire written by David Kilimnick and poorly edited by David Kilimnick.
So, blame his pseudonyms.
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The Kibbitzer, where we take Jewish comedy seriously!!! If you are offended, it's satire written by David Kilimnick and poorly edited by David Kilimnick.
So, blame his pseudonyms.
A friend of the Off The Wall Comedy Theater, JHF and The Kibbitzer are here to bring unity and Jewish connection for you, in honor of Rabbi Kilimnick ZT"L.
The Kibbitzer is Funded by the JHF (The Jewish Humor Foundation) and you.
Contact us to share ideas, make a donation and to sponsor Harbatzas Tzchok, the spreading of tradition through laughter, with articles or series in honor and memory of your loved ones.
8/5/2025
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