The Kibbitzer Photo Album XLVI

Let's take a stroll down memory lane to David complaining about the shul trying to raise money, and Shwarma made by Yashki, while waking people who are trying to sleep at Costco with the Kibbitzer's pictures of laughter from last month. We want to thank David Kilimnick for expressing his concern about people getting too excited, burning themselves, instead of waiting for sunflower seeds.

I always wondered why Costco had those chairs out… I couldn’t fit him in the cart. Though, I tried. Didn’t know if he was part of a promotional sale… I do hope I didn’t wake him with my shopping. It’s a Chutzpah that they leave on the lights like that.

My shul will find a way to put a plaque on it.

That means somebody did it. I thought I would translate the sign for you. People are willing to burn themselves for a decent hot seed... When eating Garenim, safety comes first at Bingo Supermarket in America… Based on experience, people will risk their hands for Israeli style sunflower seeds. It’s very exciting to see the seeds on a belt, especially in America… In Israel, people see sunflower seeds coming out, they risk appendages. And in Israel, the healthcare system doesn’t worry about limbs that much. They have too much other stuff to worry about… And then to take chances waiting for the seeds to come out of the oven is not a good idea. If you wait till they’re out of the machine, the Pitzuchim may be gone… My next Patent: Sunflower seed shopping glove, for people who don’t like to wait for seeds in the shuk. The gloves will work for almonds as well. I thought it was important to make that clear. Thank you.

Tel Aviv shawarma is heavenly… If Yashki made the shawarma, it’s got to be good. If he can do that stuff with water, I’m sure he can do miracles with lamb on a skewer. “Our shawarma is heavenly” should be the slogan. I think we can all agree on that, no matter your religion. For those trying to figure out the location, please note, "Frishman" is not a deity. And that’s not Jesus’ motorcycle.