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Let's take a stroll down memory lane to David complaining about the hours at the bank in Israel, the Mangal BBQ waving mechanism at the shuk and the men’s side at the pizza shop, all while haggling for a slice of pizza with the Kibbitzer's pictures of laughter from last month. We want to thank David Kilimnick for sharing his thoughts on soda the community has enjoyed at an excellent price, from Price Rite, without haggling.
Women’s and Men’s sides. That’s why I never met anybody hanging out in Meah Shearim... By the way. That pizza place is not religious enough for me. There should be a Mechitzah there. I’m not going to lie... I like the fact that women can’t cut me in line there. I have a hard enough time trying to deal with guys cutting me off and taking my pizza.
Speaking of great Israeli inventions. The Mangal Nifnoofer. Used to wave at the fire. The idea is to keep the BBQ going by waving at it, in hopes the fire will continue by being nice to it... And then the greater invention. The Mivtzah. This is where you wave at the guy working in the Shuk in hopes that you will get a deal.
What you drink when you are part of a community. Fruit punch in carbonated form… Also see stuff that only tastes good in shul. Also see stuff that makes you even fatter than Coke. Also see stuff that you would never drink if Kiddish wasn’t free.
They haven’t changed the hours for years. For some reason, I still show up when they’re closed. Something about changing hours every day. Keeps me on my toes, and missing work. And I still kissed the Mezuzah… They have a picture of a dog leading the guy. The bank understands that there’s more of a chance that the dog will get the hours right.
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The shul had a juicing event. Bernie said, “I didn’t come to shul for a choir.” You get it? Juicing sounds like “Jews sing.” Juicing is how you make smoothies. They were making smoothies. They were also singing. Jewsing. 
Grave of Chana and her sons. I love visiting graves of Tzadikim in Israel... The greatest miracle that I believe my tour guide discovered is that every person who was buried a long time ago was famous. The dentists didn’t get buried, unless if they were a dentist who wrote the Mishna.
We saw an unmarked grave. Our tour guide was on it and made sure to figure out what Tana it was. 
International stand-up comedian, David Kilimnick, brings The Humor Hour of laughs to the resident seniors at your facility…
Also book David (Israel's "father of Agnlo comedy") for your shul Stand-up night and community Comedy Kumzits Singalong Show- To Book David to bring the joy and laughs contact [email protected]
(Rambam: Teshuva 7:2) For Teshuva, always view yourself as if you’re about to die. It also forces you to think more when going down a flight of stairs.
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The Kibbitzer, where we take Jewish comedy seriously!!! If you are offended, it's satire written by David Kilimnick and poorly edited by David Kilimnick.
So, blame his pseudonyms.
A friend of the Off The Wall Comedy Theater, JHF and The Kibbitzer are here to bring unity and Jewish connection for you, in honor of Rabbi Kilimnick ZT"L.
The Kibbitzer is Funded by the JHF (The Jewish Humor Foundation) and you.
Contact us to share ideas, make a donation and to sponsor Harbatzas Tzchok, the spreading of tradition through laughter, with articles or series in honor and memory of your loved ones.
The Kibbitzer, where we take Jewish comedy seriously!!! If you are offended, it's satire written by David Kilimnick and poorly edited by David Kilimnick.
So, blame his pseudonyms.
A friend of the Off The Wall Comedy Theater, JHF and The Kibbitzer are here to bring unity and Jewish connection for you, in honor of Rabbi Kilimnick ZT"L.
The Kibbitzer is Funded by the JHF (The Jewish Humor Foundation) and you.
Contact us to share ideas, make a donation and to sponsor Harbatzas Tzchok, the spreading of tradition through laughter, with articles or series in honor and memory of your loved ones.
9/9/2025
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