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Let's take a stroll down memory lane to David complaining about healthy food that he puts on weight from, because he eats way too much of it, and not arresting Chabad youth who feel it's important to pray, with Kibbitzer's pictures of laughter from last month. We want to thank David Kilimnick for expressing his support of Israel through nail salons while stealing pens and expos.
How these work, I don’t know. I appreciate all the healthy cookies and chips... I put on a few pounds eating a lot of healthy. It seems that too many healthy peanut butter cups will also get you fat... As you can see from the picture, the amount of healthy snacks I've eaten over my career of vending has also done a job on my teeth.
At least the pedicures of Tenafly are on our side... We stand with Israel with nicely polished toes.
Went to the Jewish Camp Expo. Definitely worth it. I got the pens. Next year, we’re taking the kids to a conference to pick up their school supplies.
We all have heroes. I met one of mine... He even visited Israel and they didn't arrest him. The double standard.
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Iran’s IRGC is now the Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corpse. You get it? Was a Corps. Now it’s a Corpse. We added the “e.” Bringing you a feel-good pun. 
Guy slips at work. Since Sakanat Nifashot is very important, they put up a stick figure, mocking his fall. Would be funnier with a hard hat flying off too. I think he whacked his head on the metal stairs. Boy. That would’ve been funny if the stick figure smashed their head like Mike Tinsker.
Click on the picture for tickets to share laughs with David Kilimnick in Jerusalem on Thursday, February 12th
Everybody must fight in a Milchemet Mitzvah. (Rambam Hilchot Melachim 5:2) A war to protect Israel from enemies “you force the nation to go out.” Rambam left out the part, “Unless if you’re Charedi.” I said it.
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The Kibbitzer, where we take Jewish comedy seriously!!! If you are offended, it's satire written by David Kilimnick and poorly edited by David Kilimnick.
So, blame his pseudonyms.
A friend of the Off The Wall Comedy Theater, JHF and The Kibbitzer are here to bring unity and Jewish connection for you, in honor of Rabbi Kilimnick ZT"L.
The Kibbitzer is Funded by the JHF (The Jewish Humor Foundation) and you.
Contact us to share ideas, make a donation and to sponsor Harbatzas Tzchok, the spreading of tradition through laughter, with articles or series in honor and memory of your loved ones.
The Kibbitzer, where we take Jewish comedy seriously!!! If you are offended, it's satire written by David Kilimnick and poorly edited by David Kilimnick.
So, blame his pseudonyms.
A friend of the Off The Wall Comedy Theater, JHF and The Kibbitzer are here to bring unity and Jewish connection for you, in honor of Rabbi Kilimnick ZT"L.
The Kibbitzer is Funded by the JHF (The Jewish Humor Foundation) and you.
Contact us to share ideas, make a donation and to sponsor Harbatzas Tzchok, the spreading of tradition through laughter, with articles or series in honor and memory of your loved ones.
3/8/2025
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