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Let's take a stroll down memory lane to David complaining about haberdasheries exchanging money, people helping the Israeli soldiers with food and the open airiness of dried fruit in the shuk, with Kibbitzer's pictures of laughter from last month. We want to thank David Kilimnick for expressing his money saving techniques of not paying for stuff he is buying.
What makes a tailor shop a sketchy? When the guy is a money changer... And then when they gave me change for the hem, they charged a fee for taking the money.
What giving to soldiers looks like. You clear out your kitchen, and you make the soldiers carry it... If you ever bake too much pastry, this is the thing to do. Taking your cookies is part of their service.
Purchasing dried fruits and nuts is a communal experience at the Shuk. That’s why there’s no sneeze guard, and the guy is rubbing his stomach all over the prunes.
As long as you don't ask, it's free. Taking free dried fruit and nuts, and not paying, adds to the joy of Tu BShvat... That lady filling the bag didn't pay. The bag makes it easier to pick out the fruit you won't be paying for.
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What’s a cat’s favorite holiday? Purr-im. You get it? Cats purr. The beginning of Purim is “Pur.” We added an extra “r” to make the pun work. We don’t know what to do with the “im” part. But the pur is there. Puns are meant to be meaningful, even if you don't finish them. 
We all have heroes. I met one of mine... He even visited Israel and they didn't arrest him. The double standard.
David Kilimnick - Israel's "Father of Anglo Comedy" (JPost) is not touring with his Israel solidarity show. Bring David to your community, college campus, shul, home, to share laughs of Jewish unity... 585-738-9233 [email protected]
To fulfill the Mitzvah of Mishloach Manot, one must give two food or drink items to one person, that you received from somebody else and don't want... or hundreds of Halloween leftovers and bottles of thimble sized Johnnie Walker. Or poppy seed Hamentashen, because you also don't like them.
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A friend of the Off The Wall Comedy Theater, JHF and The Kibbitzer are here to bring unity and Jewish connection for you, in honor of Rabbi Kilimnick ZT"L.
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The Kibbitzer, where we take Jewish comedy seriously!!! If you are offended, it's satire.
A friend of the Off The Wall Comedy Theater, JHF and The Kibbitzer are here to bring unity and Jewish connection for you, in honor of Rabbi Kilimnick ZT"L.
The Kibbitzer is Funded by the JHF (The Jewish Humor Foundation) and you.
Contact us to make a donation and to sponsor Harbatzas Tzchok, the spreading of tradition through laughter, with articles or series in honor and memory of your loved ones.
2/8/2025
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