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Let's take a stroll down memory lane to David complaining about haberdasheries exchanging money, people helping the Israeli soldiers with food and the open airiness of dried fruit in the shuk, with Kibbitzer's pictures of laughter from last month. We want to thank David Kilimnick for expressing his money saving techniques of not paying for stuff he is buying.
What makes a tailor shop a sketchy? When the guy is a money changer... And then when they gave me change for the hem, they charged a fee for taking the money.
What giving to soldiers looks like. You clear out your kitchen, and you make the soldiers carry it... If you ever bake too much pastry, this is the thing to do. Taking your cookies is part of their service.
Purchasing dried fruits and nuts is a communal experience at the Shuk. That’s why there’s no sneeze guard, and the guy is rubbing his stomach all over the prunes.
As long as you don't ask, it's free. Taking free dried fruit and nuts, and not paying, adds to the joy of Tu BShvat... That lady filling the bag didn't pay. The bag makes it easier to pick out the fruit you won't be paying for.
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Jews in Denmark wait till Shkiyah (sunset) to eat their dessert, because it’s DayNisht. You get it? Danish. DayNisht. That's Yiddish for "not day." Danish, the pastry. Jews in Denmark spoke Yiddish while eating Danish. 
Ceasefire- a) Iran and Hamas are allowed to shoot. Sentence: “There’s a ceasefire. Hezbollah is attacking.” b) Israel is not allowed to defend itself. See Hezbollah for the true meaning of ceasefire, which means to shoot rockets at Israel. Also see American and European news outlets for people who get mad when Jews aren’t being killed. c) A chance for Iran to load up their weapons and attack.
Show was amazing... Looking forward to sharing laughs with your community. Shoot an email to [email protected] to bring David out for laughs and song.
Shulchan Aruch (Even HaEzer 21) teaches. “Man must stay very far from women.” And that’s how dating works. For more Torah education on how to court a woman…
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The Kibbitzer, where we take Jewish comedy seriously!!! If you are offended, it's satire written by David Kilimnick and poorly edited by David Kilimnick.
So, blame his pseudonyms.
A friend of the Off The Wall Comedy Theater, JHF and The Kibbitzer are here to bring unity and Jewish connection for you, in honor of Rabbi Kilimnick ZT"L.
The Kibbitzer is Funded by the JHF (The Jewish Humor Foundation) and you.
Contact us to share ideas, make a donation and to sponsor Harbatzas Tzchok, the spreading of tradition through laughter, with articles or series in honor and memory of your loved ones.
The Kibbitzer, where we take Jewish comedy seriously!!! If you are offended, it's satire written by David Kilimnick and poorly edited by David Kilimnick.
So, blame his pseudonyms.
A friend of the Off The Wall Comedy Theater, JHF and The Kibbitzer are here to bring unity and Jewish connection for you, in honor of Rabbi Kilimnick ZT"L.
The Kibbitzer is Funded by the JHF (The Jewish Humor Foundation) and you.
Contact us to share ideas, make a donation and to sponsor Harbatzas Tzchok, the spreading of tradition through laughter, with articles or series in honor and memory of your loved ones.
2/8/2025
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