The Kibbitzer Photo Album LVII

​​ Let's take a stroll down memory lane to David complaining about complaining about community towels and the fact he never throws out a can, all while complaining that 90% off is not enough, with the Kibbitzer's pictures of laughter from last month. We want to thank David Kilimnick for sharing a picture of himself not being able to figure out how to get out of a pizza shop in Meah Shearim.

I did not clean that shelf last year… That’s what cans are for. They remind you how long it’s been since you cleaned. Thank Gd for Pesach. I’m must’ve not got to that cupboard since 2008. Got rid of those carrots and peas… The mushrooms might not be fresh. Yet, that can is sealed nice and tight. I am at an impasse.

That is a religious sink. I know this because there are no paper towels. Just a towel that everybody else used. You use a communal towel, as your hands should be clean for Davening. A communal towel and no soap.

Getting into the restaurant, six baby carriages in the doorway. That’s a Frum neighborhood. You can tell how religious an area is by how many strollers are blocking your path... That kid on the left is quite well behaved, waiting passionately in his carriage, for his Meah Shearim pizza.

I’m not smart enough to shop at Kohl’s. That’s a lot of sales. I can’t figure out the algorithm of 85% off 50% off with Kohl’s cash, and future Kohl’s cash, after the two for the price of one deal, and the Kohl’s scratch and sniff card. I have no idea how I got all of those deals without getting paid.