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Let's take a stroll down memory lane to David complaining about complaining about community towels and the fact he never throws out a can, all while complaining that 90% off is not enough, with the Kibbitzer's pictures of laughter from last month. We want to thank David Kilimnick for sharing a picture of himself not being able to figure out how to get out of a pizza shop in Meah Shearim.
I did not clean that shelf last year… That’s what cans are for. They remind you how long it’s been since you cleaned. Thank Gd for Pesach. I’m must’ve not got to that cupboard since 2008. Got rid of those carrots and peas… The mushrooms might not be fresh. Yet, that can is sealed nice and tight. I am at an impasse.
That is a religious sink. I know this because there are no paper towels. Just a towel that everybody else used. You use a communal towel, as your hands should be clean for Davening. A communal towel and no soap.
Getting into the restaurant, six baby carriages in the doorway. That’s a Frum neighborhood. You can tell how religious an area is by how many strollers are blocking your path... That kid on the left is quite well behaved, waiting passionately in his carriage, for his Meah Shearim pizza.
I’m not smart enough to shop at Kohl’s. That’s a lot of sales. I can’t figure out the algorithm of 85% off 50% off with Kohl’s cash, and future Kohl’s cash, after the two for the price of one deal, and the Kohl’s scratch and sniff card. I have no idea how I got all of those deals without getting paid.
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Israelis excel at jujitsu because they followed the Sensei who said, “Ju-do.” You get it? Jew do. Ju do. That’s how he pronounced judo. I think. You can’t plural ju-do as jus-do. That’d kill the pun. You have to read it. Some things in life only work in writing. Which is why my doctor writes the prescriptions. 
The Mountains- Where Jews go for the summer and the only mountains in the Oylam. The ‘world’ being New York. Where Yiddishkeit is based. A Jewish city, in the summer The Mountains is part of Brooklyn. Affectionately called the Catskills for those purchasing postcards, The Mountains must be capitalized. See Bungalow for how giving up a three-million-dollar home for a shack makes sense. See Goyim for people who still don’t realize The Mountains is part of Brooklyn, and a nation who is trying to figure out how traffic got to Monticello.
Show was amazing... Looking forward to sharing laughs with your community. Shoot an email to [email protected] to bring David out for laughs and song.
With the Maccabiah, questions of Bitul Torah come up. Bitul Torah, wasting time from learning Torah, is something we don’t do as Jews. And there are many reasons given for this. The most convincing one being not getting your allowance.
The Maccabiah needs more Torah involved. Excessive sports is Bitul Torah. I support gymnastics. But you can’t just have gymnastics. One must be learning Gemara when competing on the bars. As part of Color War, we always had a Bracha Bee. The Maccabiah. athletes from the different countries should be competing at Tefilat HaDerech. And it’s practical for their trip home. Categories
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The Kibbitzer, where we take Jewish comedy seriously!!! If you are offended, it's satire written by David Kilimnick and poorly edited by David Kilimnick.
So, blame his pseudonyms.
A friend of the Off The Wall Comedy Theater, JHF and The Kibbitzer are here to bring unity and Jewish connection for you, in honor of Rabbi Kilimnick ZT"L.
The Kibbitzer is Funded by the JHF (The Jewish Humor Foundation) and you.
Contact us to share ideas, make a donation and to sponsor Harbatzas Tzchok, the spreading of tradition through laughter, with articles or series in honor and memory of your loved ones.
The Kibbitzer, where we take Jewish comedy seriously!!! If you are offended, it's satire written by David Kilimnick and poorly edited by David Kilimnick.
So, blame his pseudonyms.
A friend of the Off The Wall Comedy Theater, JHF and The Kibbitzer are here to bring unity and Jewish connection for you, in honor of Rabbi Kilimnick ZT"L.
The Kibbitzer is Funded by the JHF (The Jewish Humor Foundation) and you.
Contact us to share ideas, make a donation and to sponsor Harbatzas Tzchok, the spreading of tradition through laughter, with articles or series in honor and memory of your loved ones.
5/2/2026
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