The Kibbitzer Photo Album LVI

Let's take a stroll down memory lane to David complaining about safety signs at work and big jars of gefilte fish, all while using a Mezuzah as an excuse for him eating cookies and putting on weight, with the Kibbitzer's pictures of laughter from last month. We want to thank David Kilimnick for sharing a picture of himself holding the chocolate Hamentashen he gave out on Purim, which were well past expiration date.

I hope people like chocolate. A box of twenty Hamentashen. I got a good price on that, and that’s what people are going to be getting in their Mishloach Manot this year. And that’s proof I bought it.

Guy slips at work. Since Sakanat Nifashot (safety from danger) is very important, they put up a stick figure, mocking his fall. Would be funnier with a hard hat flying off too. I think he whacked his head on the metal stairs. Boy. That would’ve been funny if the stick figure smashed their head like Mike Tinsker. I like the "stairs may be slippery" line. A bit extra on the Mike mocking. Maybe could’ve added, “when you see a puddle, water might be there. Idiot.”

That Mezuzah is bigger than the signboard... I thought I was going to a Mezuzah shop. I ended up getting ice cream and cookies too. Mitzvahs are important. And I verified, that is not Ben Gurion. There are no flights leaving out of Soft Cookies.

If all you’re eating at the Seder is gefilte fish, Rokeach has your back… Those glass jars are too small. I can’t tell you how many people have told me, “I need more than six pieces of gefilte tonight.” And hence we have the national size military grade gefilte. They are shipping these to the soldiers involved in the joint effort to take down Iran. As there are many American and Israeli soldiers involved, MRE gefilte fish is what is needed. And Rokeach knows this. When you’re in the desert and starving, you want gefilte.