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Let's take a stroll down memory lane to David complaining about Hatzalah cars that are made smaller so that people can save more lives and people trying to Daven at the Kotel, all while trying to push through crosswalk reform in Israel, with the Kibbitzer's pictures of laughter from last month. We want to thank David Kilimnick for sharing a picture of kids smoking a cigarette, trying to take down the institution of Chinuch (proper Jewish education).
Kotel circle of love. The Kol HaOlam Koolo Circle. This is what people do at the Kotel. They sing together, as one nation, to disturb everybody’s prayer. Killing their Kavanah... That one guy is sitting there, not joining, protesting it like he’s against Tzahal. He’s not going to let this Achdut (unity) stop him from saying his Tehillim. He is seriously focused on not supporting the army.
For some reason, I don’t trust these crossing guards. I don’t know what kind of course they took to run traffic in the third grade... Truthfully, I don’t think they were properly trained in road regulations. I’m afraid that one kid is coming at the other to attack him with the sign. I have a feeling these third graders are not taking their job seriously. No work ethic. One kid gave up and took off the vest. That’s the problem with these entitled kids. I’m thinking that your parents should let you cross the street alone, before running crosswalks. I don’t know how that crosswalk guard got to the island there. But he’s stuck. He’s waiting for an adult to show up, to help him cross. Because he knows that you don’t cross streets alone.
That’s a cigarette. Children smoking is fine. As long as it’s Purim. Look how it makes them happy. And Simcha on Purim is a Mitzvah… It’s cute. Children smoking is cute. It’s like when the little girl puts on a wig and walks around the house in high heels. The real issue is that religious kid dressed up as a soldier. I don’t care if it’s a costume. Nisht Gut. That’s the problem with Purim. That’s how you create little heretics… The beautiful thing about Purim is all Jews can get along on this day. It’s the only day members of Tzahal can walk around Israel with their uniforms on and not get spat on.
Thank you David for spreading Torah and the idea of children smoking as something positive. Too many people judge that kind of thing.
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The Torah gives a list of birds a Jew can’t eat. Why? Because they’re foul. You get it? The Torah is talking about fowl. As in birds. We changed it to foul. As in, smells bad or disgusting. Who wants to eat foul birds. Not healthy. We care about health at the Kibbitzer. You also don’t want to eat nonKosher fowl. That’s foul. That is a religious sink. I know this because there are no paper towels. Just a towel that everybody else used. You use a communal towel and as your hands should be clean for Davening. A communal towel and no soap.
Show was amazing... Looking forward to sharing laughs with your community. Shoot an email to [email protected] to bring David out for laughs and song.
Rambam (negative Mitzvah 165) learns from (Vayikra 10:7) Moshe telling Ahron he can’t leave the Ohel Moed that Kohens can’t leave the Temple during services. Kohens in my shul are stringent with this law. They don’t show up. I’ll explain. They never leave the sanctuary. They’re never there.
The Torah continues “and they did as Moshe said.” Because they didn’t have a Haftorah back then, which is the perfect time to leave and get some schnapps. If they would’ve had Chivas and Jack. Categories
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