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Let's take a stroll down memory lane to David complaining about Hatzalah cars that are made smaller so that people can save more lives and people trying to Daven at the Kotel, all while trying to push through crosswalk reform in Israel, with the Kibbitzer's pictures of laughter from last month. We want to thank David Kilimnick for sharing a picture of kids smoking a cigarette, trying to take down the institution of Chinuch (proper Jewish education).
Kotel circle of love. The Kol HaOlam Koolo Circle. This is what people do at the Kotel. They sing together, as one nation, to disturb everybody’s prayer. Killing their Kavanah... That one guy is sitting there, not joining, protesting it like he’s against Tzahal. He’s not going to let this Achdut (unity) stop him from saying his Tehillim. He is seriously focused on not supporting the army.
For some reason, I don’t trust these crossing guards. I don’t know what kind of course they took to run traffic in the third grade... Truthfully, I don’t think they were properly trained in road regulations. I’m afraid that one kid is coming at the other to attack him with the sign. I have a feeling these third graders are not taking their job seriously. No work ethic. One kid gave up and took off the vest. That’s the problem with these entitled kids. I’m thinking that your parents should let you cross the street alone, before running crosswalks. I don’t know how that crosswalk guard got to the island there. But he’s stuck. He’s waiting for an adult to show up, to help him cross. Because he knows that you don’t cross streets alone.
That’s a cigarette. Children smoking is fine. As long as it’s Purim. Look how it makes them happy. And Simcha on Purim is a Mitzvah… It’s cute. Children smoking is cute. It’s like when the little girl puts on a wig and walks around the house in high heels. The real issue is that religious kid dressed up as a soldier. I don’t care if it’s a costume. Nisht Gut. That’s the problem with Purim. That’s how you create little heretics… The beautiful thing about Purim is all Jews can get along on this day. It’s the only day members of Tzahal can walk around Israel with their uniforms on and not get spat on.
Thank you David for spreading Torah and the idea of children smoking as something positive. Too many people judge that kind of thing.
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Israelis excel at jujitsu because they followed the Sensei who said, “Ju-do.” You get it? Jew do. Ju do. That’s how he pronounced judo. I think. You can’t plural ju-do as jus-do. That’d kill the pun. You have to read it. Some things in life only work in writing. Which is why my doctor writes the prescriptions. The Mountains- Where Jews go for the summer and the only mountains in the Oylam. The ‘world’ being New York. Where Yiddishkeit is based. A Jewish city, in the summer The Mountains is part of Brooklyn. Affectionately called the Catskills for those purchasing postcards, The Mountains must be capitalized. See Bungalow for how giving up a three-million-dollar home for a shack makes sense. See Goyim for people who still don’t realize The Mountains is part of Brooklyn, and a nation who is trying to figure out how traffic got to Monticello.
Show was amazing... Looking forward to sharing laughs with your community. Shoot an email to [email protected] to bring David out for laughs and song.
With the Maccabiah, questions of Bitul Torah come up. Bitul Torah, wasting time from learning Torah, is something we don’t do as Jews. And there are many reasons given for this. The most convincing one being not getting your allowance.
The Maccabiah needs more Torah involved. Excessive sports is Bitul Torah. I support gymnastics. But you can’t just have gymnastics. One must be learning Gemara when competing on the bars. As part of Color War, we always had a Bracha Bee. The Maccabiah. athletes from the different countries should be competing at Tefilat HaDerech. And it’s practical for their trip home. Categories
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