Remembering Israeli Bank Hours in Song

by David Kilimnick

We suggest to take a picture, to help you remember the hours. It's hard. Though, they may change by the time you show up. It appears Bank Discount suggests you use a seeing eye dog to get you to the bank at a time they're open.

I've spent years trying to memorize the Israeli banking hours. Nothing has worked. Hence, I wrote this song to help you remember when your bank might be open. I cannot promise that they have not changed the hours since the song was written. At least it would've helped last Wednesday. These hours were still in effect last week. In the middle of the week.
Here is the song.

Bank Discount Hours Song 
(to "Happy Days"- a catchy fun song, so you can still smile when you show up on time to the bank and they're closed- I kept the name of the song simple, as I don't want to give you something else to memorize- focusing on the hours and which bank they belong to is a hard enough task)

Sunday Monday Wednesday 8:30 to 1
Tuesday Thursday 8:30 to 2
Monday Wednesday Opens again at 4pm
Friday they close early too
When it’s a holiday I have no idea what to do

These hours change every day. Change every day. Bah Ding Dong
Why the siesta on Monday and Wednesday. Bah Ding Dong
Why don’t they return from their Siesta on Tuesday. Or Thursday?!
(Remix)
The hours. What are they?!
(outro addition)
The Doar hours, I have no idea. They changed those again. The other day.

Please Note: Those are 8:30am to 1pm. 8am to 2pm. Opens again at 4pm. I don't believe it's 4am. But then again, they give military hours, and I can't account for what those mean.
I cannot account for siesta hours. They might return at 1am. I cannot promise.
To help, I also took the liberty to add a few beats to the verses.
For those who don't know, the Doar is the post office. 
I tried including the Doar in this song, but the Doar hours are different from the bank hours, as the postal workers have different siestas than the bank tellers. And some siestas last a day. Sometimes a week. I can't account for that in one song. And I cannot take responsibility for you receiving the new lyrics weekly.
I believe the lyrics "Bah Ding Dong" express the message of the song.