Yiddish curses are great, but some of them are getting a little dated. One of my favorites is “may you fall back onto a pitchfork and grab a hot stove for support.” It's brilliant. Even so, I’ve never owned a pitchfork and I don’t know if you are supposed to keep it in the kitchen.
We all want to curse our friends and family in creative and relevant ways. It may feel hopeless, but have no fear, America’s Rebbitzman has created some modern Yiddish-style curses for you to tell off your boss, spouse, or teenage child with.
If you truly want to get across the point, you can always say it in Yiddish. זאָל אייער פאַסטן זיין די שווערסטע זאַך וואָס איר דאַרפט טאָן דאָס גאַנצע יאָר, און זאָל אַראָפּפאַלן טויט זיין די גרינגסטע That will get them thinking. The harshest curse is, "May you win The Lottery." That should be reserved for someone Tags:
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Jews in Denmark wait till Shkiyah (sunset) to eat their dessert, because it’s DayNisht. You get it? Danish. DayNisht. That's Yiddish for "not day." Danish, the pastry. Jews in Denmark spoke Yiddish while eating Danish. 
Ceasefire- a) Iran and Hamas are allowed to shoot. Sentence: “There’s a ceasefire. Hezbollah is attacking.” b) Israel is not allowed to defend itself. See Hezbollah for the true meaning of ceasefire, which means to shoot rockets at Israel. Also see American and European news outlets for people who get mad when Jews aren’t being killed. c) A chance for Iran to load up their weapons and attack.
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Shulchan Aruch (Even HaEzer 21) teaches. “Man must stay very far from women.” And that’s how dating works. For more Torah education on how to court a woman…
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The Kibbitzer, where we take Jewish comedy seriously!!! If you are offended, it's satire written by David Kilimnick and poorly edited by David Kilimnick.
So, blame his pseudonyms.
A friend of the Off The Wall Comedy Theater, JHF and The Kibbitzer are here to bring unity and Jewish connection for you, in honor of Rabbi Kilimnick ZT"L.
The Kibbitzer is Funded by the JHF (The Jewish Humor Foundation) and you.
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5/26/2026
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